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Well folks after many years of studying, training, and failing, I have finally perfected a way in which I can tell you how long you've got left. Yep that's right I can now predict within 10-20 years how old you will be before you bite the big one. For a mere fee you can now find out if you'll be around for the election of 2047 or if you should stay inside today. It does take some work on your part however, There are two requirements however, one for men and one for women. On the male side, all I need is the smallest picture you can obtain of your belly-button. For the ladies however I need a picture from the face down (without clothing) to your belly-button. Now, what I will be able to tell you is that if you have an inee or an outee (belly-button) I can give you the age at when you will be eating worms. So I believe over on the sidebar, somewhere there is a place you can send money. Also I do not need your name just your initials. So now with this new money making idea I have devised, as I see the Washington's flow in I will then give you the SECRET TO YOUR LIFE. No need to thank me. See scans
I JUST GOT YOUR LETTER BABY TOO BAD YOU CAN'T COME HOME


























