Well....fuck I gotta go back to work tomorrow. It's been a nice vacation but like the U.S. all good things must come to an end. So here are a few predictions for the new year. 1. On January 19th an asteroid collides with the Earth and wipes out all of mankind except for the billionaires and the hillbilly's. 2. Mariah Carey finally admits her whole career has been a fake. She admits all of her songs were sung by her hooker sister and finally poses for Playboy who no longer features naked women. 3. Don Knotts comes back from the dead and admits he's the one that sang all of Mariah Carey's songs. 4. The Dallas Cowboys win the super bowl (unfortunately) as part of 2016's hangover. 5. On March 9th God sends Jesus back to earth only to here Jesus say "I want nothing to do with this place" and quickly ascends back to Heaven. 6. On September 18th Neil Young releases his 56th album of the year. 7. Donald Trump shocks the world and enacts laws that support the middle class. 8. On June 13th People Magazine ceases publication citing the reason that human beings really shouldn't give a fuck about any Hollywood Star's and that you should concentrate on your own life and not live vicariously through a bunch of morons who don't give a shit about you. Well let's see how many I get right. See Scans
HAVE A HAPPY WARM SMILING FACE





































